Be gone till late February. Will you miss me? ;-)
"I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”"
Don’t trust anyone that logs onto tumblr and announces they just had sex a few mins ago or the night before. I shouldn’t even have to explain why.
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own